This could also be known as: New Moon, The Fight For the Hearts and Minds of North America’s Females, by Stephanie Meyer.
At the moment, Meyer: 1 The Thinking Population: 0
Bella: These sultry eyes are sultry. Get it?
Jacob: RRRRRR!
Edward: RRRRR!
Bella: How could all of this manly rage be over someone like me? I’m just a normal [...]
Archive for May, 2009
Oh for fuck’s sake
Posted in Twilight Shit on May 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
