Sorry Edward, Jacob hit puberty and got much hotter than you.
This could also be known as: New Moon, The Fight For the Hearts and Minds of North America’s Females, by Stephanie Meyer.
At the moment, Meyer: 1 The Thinking Population: 0
Bella: These sultry eyes are sultry. Get it?
Jacob: RRRRRR!
Edward: RRRRR!
Bella: How could all of this manly rage be over someone like me? I’m just a normal girl with a slim figure, pale skin, and hawt conflicted man-things trying to muff-dive the Bella Sanctuary. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD! SO FUCKING HARD! *sob*
Muff-dive the Bella Sanctuary.